Non sequiturtle

But keep your day job (or: I’ll be here all week)

Intrepid SpiderMonkey hackers forced to put up with me in bug comments will testify to the accuracy of this fortune cookie from yesterday:

You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career.

(By the way, is it just me, or is this fortune unusually specific, moreso than most which seem to be mere bromides?)

The video/x-monks MIME type

Humor

(Image attribution: File:Fig.jpg by Fir0002, used under CC-BY-SA)

(I am aware this is almost hopelessly esoteric. I’ll say as a hint that p.m.o readers stand a far better-than-average chance of understanding this; the subset of those readers who are active web developers have an even better chance yet; and the subset of those who have been active since, oh, 19:13 PST today have the best chance of all. If you don’t get it [and who would blame you? ], I’ll explain fully in the first comment.)

Help someone win a multi-million dollar penthouse condo overlooking Central Park in New York City!

No, that someone isn’t me; I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I had one (and I’d be astounded if I could afford the property taxes in any case), beyond flip it for a pile of money. All you have to do is find someone running recent Tracemonkey code (that includes xulrunner, Firefox, Thunderbird, Songbird, anything that embeds Gecko, any Linux system with GNOME and a sufficiently recent libgjs installed, &c.) on a V8 or earlier Sparc processor.

Further details in bug 502369 comment 11.